Accountant. I spend a lot of time obsessing about video games, Teen Wolf, politics and other random flights of fancy. I'm a contributing editor of slashcast. I also really like people kissing other people.
Sheriff Stilinski retires to a small out of the way island and opens a little cantina on the beach that sells liquid refreshments and whatever the local fishermen bring him that day.
The sign above the bar reads:
BEER - 2
BETTER BEER - 2.50
FISH - 5
Derek Hale shows up. The Sheriff charges him $20.
Sterek AU:Stiles Stilinski and Derek Hale are the hottest young celebrity couple at the time. Until, Stiles catches a headline that suggests that Derek is hooking up with another co-star and he feels the need to get some ill-placed revenge.
Never can go to the bathroom in peace. I let him have a soak in the tub and 4 mins later this happened, FML
The bad porno opening lines write themselves. “Pest control. I’m here for the anaconda in your pants”.
“Change is coming to the world. Many fear change and will fight it with every fiber of their being. But sometimes, change is what they need the most. Sometimes, change is what sets them free.”