Accountant. I spend a lot of time obsessing about video games, Teen Wolf, politics and other random flights of fancy. I'm a contributing editor of slashcast. I also really like people kissing other people.
"I still don’t get how this guy has no mouth. I mean, how-how can he eat?"
the delivery of this line was perfect
I’m sorry, but the face he makes in the first gif before he starts talking is great. You can see the expression of “That’s what you’re focused on—Oh god, it’s hereditary" go across his face in all of three seconds before he snarks back.
Cate Blanchett & Emily Blunt in Italy.
Cate Blanchett is my perfect woman.
THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW
[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK
[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]
The year is 2956. The NHL is no longer in existence. All of the players we know today are dead. Except for one man who skates on an empty ice rink, refusing to accept reality.
His name is Jaromir Jagr.
"We’re coming, we’re coming…"
Selänne puts on his skates and pushes Brodeur’s wheelchair in front of the net.