Accountant. I spend a lot of time obsessing about video games, Teen Wolf, politics and other random flights of fancy. I'm a contributing editor of slashcast. I also really like people kissing other people.

sherlocksguardiancastiel:

heathyr:

sparkstilinski:

"I still don’t get how this guy has no mouth. I mean, how-how can he eat?"

the delivery of this line was perfect

I’m sorry, but the face he makes in the first gif before he starts talking is great. You can see the expression of “That’s what you’re focused on—Oh god, it’s hereditary" go across his face in all of three seconds before he snarks back.

barbalarga:

weird request but here you go

dkc2:

Well I know reason #1

dkc2:

Well I know reason #1

wearewildfang:

Cate Blanchett & Emily Blunt in Italy. 

Cate Blanchett is my perfect woman.

wearewildfang:

Cate Blanchett & Emily Blunt in Italy. 

Cate Blanchett is my perfect woman.

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

(Source: blackwithmoreblack)

bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

image

(Source: kwanghale)

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

kolmevitonen:

cosmicallycos:

The year is 2956.  The NHL is no longer in existence.  All of the players we know today are dead.  Except for one man who skates on an empty ice rink, refusing to accept reality.

His name is Jaromir Jagr.

When suddenly:

"We’re coming, we’re coming…"

Selänne puts on his skates and pushes Brodeur’s wheelchair in front of the net.

(Source: officialtrevorphilips)

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck